(Source: tabbylane, via triskrit)

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mistafuckingbooty:

at first i was like: dude, how big is your cat?!
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Anonymous: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

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fingerblaster113:

Friends who snapchat people pictures of you when you’re not paying attention are the friends you need to destroy

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: uhm…ok…m…mommy

girl: what the fuck

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(Source: beben-eleben, via ruinedchildhood)

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sirl33te:

Waka’s Flocka Pigeons

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